Vinnie must learn to write poetry and Bobby must become a physics professor to get dates with their high school girlfriends.
"I promise to hit the stage as humanly possible so I can once again have the honor of making your guys, my friends and fans, laugh like you've never laughed before. Just last Friday, April 4, Pinette addressed his followers on Twitter, promoting his upcoming gigs at the Ontario Improv April 10-14.
The club's representative also said that Pinette developed a dependency on prescription medication after having surgery earlier in the year.
-"I want you to know that the ship is indeed taking on a little water." -You mean we're sinking. One guys running around, -"It's like the Titanic, it's like the Titanic." -We're in the Caribbean, the water is 85° jump on my back I'll take you to Miami. Don't cry for me buffet people -- your fears they are not valid, if you are skinny, don't look at salad."♫ I think I'll start with that next show. I've been employee of the week twice I don't even work there.
A guy bringing on a case of Evian -- that's taking on a little water. ( inaudible yell for help / whale noises ) -"John's in trouble again..." Those cruise ships. Only thing is, cruise ship buffet lines are intolerably long. But I take the parking space and I love having my picture up.
There's half a million gallons on deck 1, I'm on deck 2 -- that's where Shelly Winters bought it on the Poseidon Adventure. They have great aesthetics like ice sculptures and they carve stuff like a watermelon -- into a shark and a little cantaloupe's are baskets, and little tomato rows. Watch people at Mc Donald's they decide what they want when they get to the front of the line.