The douchiest quotes from singer John Mayer (douchebag), from his sex life with Jessica Simpson to his masturbation rituals. MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, 'What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?We all know that John Mayer is a giant douche, but he still can't seem to keep his mouth in check (especially in a recent Playboy interview), and eventually someone is going to try and wash it out with a bag of Summer's Eve. Mayer obviously writes songs because he can't form cohesive sentences (we think we're starting to see why/how he dated Jessica Simpson). His gentle voice and introspective lyrics looked back to 1970s songwriters like James Taylor, and his guitar playing was versatile and masterful.
“My GPS was shattered, just shattered.” After his self-imposed exile for the last few years, Mayer, 39, started writing music for his new album, The Search for Everything, in late 2014. “This is something more profound.” Since Mayer and the pop superstar, 32, called it quits, he said he’s been using an unnamed exclusive dating app, but he hasn’t gone out much. “I wish there was somebody to throw me the 40th,” he said.
“I want the baby with the protective earphones [by the side of the stage].” He added that he’s been living out of a hotel, but longs for a home.
Alongside his music career he’s lately had a parallel life as a tabloid topic, due to his romance with actress Jennifer Aniston.
They were together from April 2008 to March 2009, including a two-month breakup during their summer together.
I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody—almost as if I hated f*gs. I really think it went on too long..."John Mayer on kissing Perez Hilton after openly admitting he enjoys gay p*********y during/after sex with starlets. "MAYER: My two biggest hits are 'Your Body Is a Wonderland' and 'Daughters.' If you think those songs are pandering, then you'll think I'm a douche bag.