Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilising a barrier method" of some kind can kill you.Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.Appropriate interview attire is highly recommended. This application to date my daughter must be accompanied by a non-refundable application fee and a 0 security deposit which will be returned if 1) this application is denied, or 2) at the end of the date if all terms and conditions have been met.
Test for dating my daughter
Miscalculation of fees will trigger a forfeiture of fees submitted.
Application must be accompanied by an handmade gift for my daughter reflective of your perception of her quality, nature, and value.
Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.
This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
This application covers one date only and must be resubmitted unless waived in writing.