I’d be very interested in knowing how “you” are still a virgin.
Maybe you’re some kind of biological anomaly but I’m placing my money on you just being a troll.
For three hours we drank beer and swapped stories of our outdoorsy adventures.
We talked about books and places we loved, and when our knees touched we didn’t flinch.
For the first few minutes I felt shallow, judging these men solely on the way they presented themselves on my 2x3-inch screen. Here we are marketing ourselves and hoping someone is intrigued enough to buy in and swipe right.