You think the guys who invented Google sat around watching Trumpton? Fighting prejudice and negative stereotypes wherever you find them! It's about vibe, hanging out, kicking back, smoking a number. Legs like two great steam locomotives, pumping away, I'm unstoppable - JESUS, is that a stitch? Oh, I think I'm gonna puke, I'm literally going to die, ugh, what an idiotic boob I was back ten or eleven seconds ago.)Mark: (How did my house become a rave? They'll never leave and eventually they'll brick me up in my room and ownership will pass to them because a high court judge will rule me to be officially not living life to the max.)Mark: While we’re at it, there are systems for a reason in this world. It’s not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, alright?
I mean, no one minds if the invisible man comes to dinner. Mark: [entering the office] (Walking into the jaws of death.
(Of course, Leyton only ever really had eyes for Duncan Carpenter, the doe-eyed little flirt). Please save me, Jesus - I'll believe in you if you save me now ...
I'm feeling sexy.)Mark: Yeah, alright Leyton was a bit of a paedo. Although it was fifty-fifty which way she'd be looking - might need a bit more to start believing.)Mark: (This is possibly the most exciting thing that has happended to anyone ever. Is she just innocently waggling her bum around and I'm getting illegal benefit? You can't do a sexual assault if you stay still like a statue.
Oh Jesus, it's too much, I'm going to blow my beans! )Mark: Look at us Jez, we're letting our lives slip through our fingers. And I'm never going to meet a woman in a pub, or a nightclub, or an art gallery, or a bookshop, or any other formal or informal social gathering. [holds up a post-it note] "Look, I know what you think happened and yes you're right I have eaten all your ice cream." This is it.
Maybe they've had a big chat about me and they're suddenly realised I was right about North Korea, I was right about the European Constitution, and by God I think I'm right about the congestion charge!