Part of it is also my fault because I did what I could to push some away.
Between all the horrible mishaps I’ve had while dating, I know for a fact that at least some of these situations will make you feel better about your dating life.
This happened because my date decided that nothing impresses a girl like eating brussels sprouts. Somehow, this meant that I'd be amazed by him eating food he was basically allergic to.
This ended with him sh*tting himself on the corner of 34th street and 5th. He replied, "F*ck my life into pieces, this is my Chinese fork." Yes, drugs might have been involved. Because apparently, this guy didn’t understand that feeding a girl eight rum and cokes would cause Pukefest 2008.
Online dating is just too useful to be ashamed of these days.