Most of them will have a husband some day."Spike Milligan"It was a perfect marriage.She didn't want to and he couldn't."Rodney Dangerfield"It's tough to stay married.She also cooks the same way."Prince Philip"When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."James Holt Mc Gavran"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
A woman who loves her lover gives alms to the poor."Sacha Guitry"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."Walter Winchell"The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!
Brandon and I met ten years ago while working for the BBC - you've heard the story- he was the cook, I was the waitress.
You enjoy her presence and she is probably the right girl for you. You need a woman who will be by your side, loving you, and caring for you. If you are unsure whether you want to marry at all, read these wife quotes.
Your girl is in tune with your needs, moods, and weaknesses. Please note that most of them are by men who are trying to be funny.
Melissa has been a friend of mine for about 7 years.